probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”.

When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use.

In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.

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the-knights-who-say-book:

when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question

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setbacksteakhouse:

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male fragility

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She’s right though. Soir means night

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quinnandersonwrites:

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

*throws lamp across room*


HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

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Originally posted by etudiant-en-ph3

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

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Originally posted by angrychocolatefiend

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

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Originally posted by frayed-espadrilles

EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ALREADY TOGETHER

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Originally posted by leeloosmultipass

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Originally posted by goakizaizinski

THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE SOULMATES

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wokebaedannyelfman:

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

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